Unfiltered Story #206274

, | Unfiltered | August 29, 2020

(We have a regular who thinks everyone who is in the bank knows everything about her at all times, whether or not she’s ever met us before. She walks up to me.)

Customer: Were you the girl I talked to before when my card didn’t work?

(I know she was in a few weeks ago and sat down with my coworker for something about her card.)

Me: Was it maybe [Coworker]? A few weeks ago when you sat down with her?

Customer: No, no, this was today when I called, when I was across town. Were you the girl?

(I had probably answered the phone about 60 times so far that day, and about 15 of those calls were about people’s cards not working for some reason or another.)

Me: Ah, I’m not sure. What was wrong, specifically?

(She looks at me like I’m an idiot.)

Customer: Uh, it wasn’t working!?

Me: No, I don’t think that was me.

Customer: Oh, okay. *walks away*