Unfiltered Story #206264

(I work in a cross between a diner and fast food joint. Customers order at the counter and get their own condiments, but we deliver food and make everything to order. Because of that, sometimes there is a wait.)
Customer: *waits in line for 10 minutes*
Customer: *orders something that takes several minutes on a good day*
Customer: *has to share a large table with strangers, as there are no more open*
Customer, after another ten minutes: “Excuse me! Where is my food?!”