Unfiltered Story #205792

, | Unfiltered | August 23, 2020

(Our restaurant is the only food place open late in the centre of our country town. We get a lot of “characters”, like this young lady…)

Customer: *staggers in, trying to hide a tin of cheap lager behind her back with one hand and clutching her crotch with the other. Against the odds, she makes it to the counter, where she slumps, and slurs out the following gem.* Some guy gave me viagra. It’s not meant for women. My clitoris really hurts!