Unfiltered Story #205763
So I used to run a pub a few years ago, and I used to hear the same questions over and over again, so I came up with some standard replies:
Customer: (walks in and comes to the bar which is filled with beer taps): Do you sell beer?
Me: No, sorry, these pumps are full of water only
Customer: OK (Walks out)
2:
Customer walks in, reads the daily special and sees me walking a meal out to someone: Do you serve food here?
Me: Nope, sorry, this is all plastic food for decoration only
Customer: OK then, can I get a pint of [Beer]
And finally, the best/funniest complaint I have ever received:
Customer: Can I get a glass of [Popular Fizzy Soft Drink]?
Me: Of course you can, would you like ice?
Customer: No thanks
Me: (Pours Drink): Here you go!
Customer: (takes sip) Are you being funny? This drink is too cold and too fizzy! Screw you! (Throws drink on the floor and walks out)
Me: What the… [popular fizzy drink] is supposed to be fizzy and cold…
Oh the life of a bar manager…
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