Unfiltered Story #205709

, , | Unfiltered | August 19, 2020

(I am working as the drive-up teller and am a woman.)

Customer: I have a lot of accounts here and want a copy of this paper.

Me: Alright, I can do that. What else can I do for you today?

Customer: Just the copy.

Me: Oh… Okay, I’ll be right back.

Me: Alright, here you go!

Customer: Thank you, my dear. You have been a pearl beyond delight!

(I don’t respond for a moment, as this guy is twice my age, and I think I misheard.)

Customer: *without breaking eye contact* A pearl beyond delight! A. PEARL. BEYOND. DELIGHT.

Me: Uh… thanks?

Customer: It’s a thing from the bible, you wouldn’t know it. *peels out*