Unfiltered Story #205663

I’m trying on bathing suits in the change room at a popular clothing store. The employees there don’t wear uniforms but do have headsets and name tags, so they are fairly easy to identify. This happens when I walk out of the individual change room to look at what I’m trying on in the larger mirror.
Clueless customer: Excuse me, can you find this in my size?
Me: Pardon?
Customer: Don’t you work here?
I look down at what I’m wearing, a bikini top, yoga pants and bare feet.
Me: Seriously?
I have no idea why she thought a store employee would be wandering around half dressed helping customers.