Unfiltered Story #205641

, , | Unfiltered | August 15, 2020

(I’m the receptionist at a small law office in a small town, and usually the only person who opens the office at 7:30 each morning. One evening after a long day of work, I have crashed my left toe into a door frame , twisted my right foot, and smacked my head all in a matter of hours. As such, I go to bed early and have a poor night’s sleep. When I go to work the next morning, I am struggling to get through the morning opening process. I’m sluggish, sore, and unable to function well. I have just sat at my desk when the phone starts ringing.)

Me: “Good morning, law office-

Man: “I heard you was the best, so I need to hire y’all immediately. I need a divorce.”

Me: “Okay, sir, we don’t-”

Man: “I’ve been married 12 years! I have two kids, and I don’t even know if they’re mine anymore. She’s been cheating on me this whole time. That b****, I hope she gets warts.”

Me: “Sir, we’re not div-”

Man: “You know what I mean? Those genital warts. I hope she gets them. She’s been sleeping around with just about everyone in this city and the next. No telling what she’s picked up! Did you know she gave me gonorrhea? She said she got it from drinking after someone and I looked it up. You don’t get it that way! You have to -”

Me: “Sir. Sir! SIR!”

Man: “Sorry, I don’t mean to be nasty. I’m just so f***ing pissed off. That f***ing b**** wh*** sl** b**** c***! F*** her! F***ing f*** her! I hope her f***ing t**s fall off!! B****! *starts sobbing* Twelve f***ing years! And those boys aren’t even mine!”

Me: “Sir, you need to stop now.”

Man: “*Still breathing heavily, but calming down* I need to see the lawyer as soon as possible, before she tries to hire him first. When’s his next available appointment?”

Me: “Sir, I’m sorry to say that we can’t help you. This is a disability law office. We don’t do divorce law here.”

Man: “….” *click*