Unfiltered Story #204411

, , | Unfiltered | August 11, 2020

(I am shpopping in a store where the employees wear red shirts and tan pants. I’m wearing a red hoodie with my favorite hockey team logo and blue jeans. A woman approaches me.)

Her: Where is the olive oil?
Me: I think it’s two aisles over.
Her: You “think”?! Shouldn’t you know?
Me: Well, I don’t work here so I don’t really know.
Her: Well, then, what do you know?!
Me: How to program credit cards. You?
(I walk off)
Her: Jerk!
Me: Idiot!

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