Unfiltered Story #204389

In my small home town, a textile town, there is a company nurse who sees employees of the mill. In the 1960’s this was a free service.

The local jokester, Mr. Cox, visited the nurse to get treated for a severe cold.
He then asked if there were any recommended treatments for chapped lips.
The nurse asked ” Mr. Cox, do you still have those chickens ?”
He replied, ” Sure, but why?” She informed him that he should rub a small amount of chicken manure in his lips.

Mr. Cox asks. “will that cure chapped lips?”
She replied. ” No. but you sure won’t lick ’em.”

With that, the town joker was soon the the talk of the3 town.