Unfiltered Story #203746

I am organizing some merchandise on top of a table when I hear a voice from behind me and very close to my ear that makes me jump.

Customer: Letter opener.
Me: OH! My goodness, I’m sorry?
Customer: letter. Letter opener.
Me: Are you asking if we have letter openers?
Customer: I suppose.
Me: We might have some if you’ll follow me to this case.
Customer: If you insist.
Me: nope, looks like our last one was sold.
Customer: I suppose I’ll…
Me:…..
Customer:…..
Me: …. beg pardon?
Customer: Yes. Goodbye.
Me: Adieu?
Customer: Ugh.