Unfiltered Story #202136
(It’s the end of a Saturday dinner shift and I’m cleaning up the bar when the phone rings.)
Me: Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?
Customer: What time do you close?
Me: We close at ten o’clock.
Customer: But it’s after ten now!
Me: Yes, it is.
Customer: I live just around the corner. If I come in now, can I get dinner?
Me: I’m sorry, but the kitchen is closed.
Customer: How about take-out?