Unfiltered Story #201403

(I work in a fast food restaurant with a drive thru. This happens more times than I can count in any shift)

*Car pulls up to speaker*

Me: “Thank you for choosing [Fast Food Restaurant]. May I take your order?”

Customer: *muttering between themselves in the car*

Me: (After waiting a few moments for a reply) “Take your time and order when you’re ready.”

Customer: “Just a second please!”

Me: *deep sigh*