Unfiltered Story #201391

, | Unfiltered | July 24, 2020

(A young man comes down. He makes friendly conversation with us, and then leaves.)

Coworker: “Do you know that guy? Is he staying here?”

Me: “I’ve seen him a few times before. I don’t know if he’s staying here.”

Coworker: “I’ll ask him if he comes back.”

(He does come back and my coworker questions him.)

Coworker: “Excuse me, which room are you staying in?”

Man: “Um, I forget. I’m just helping my friend here.”

Coworker: “What’s your friend’s name?”

Man: “[Name].”

Coworker: *checks computer* “I don’t have that person.”

Man: “What-ever man! Can’t you just let me go upstairs? I left my stuff in the stairwell!”

(Now we’re getting really suspicious, no one leaves their stuff there. After more questioning, the man gets upset, flips us the bird, and leaves. We do some research. Turns out, that his friend had checked out FOUR weeks ago! The young man had been coming back and breaking into our hall closets and sleeping in them since then! It’s really weird because he was dressed in nice, clean clothes, and called attention to himself by making conversation with us. I guess some hobos really don’t look like it.)