Unfiltered Story #201362

(I work in a grocery store. A customer walks past me to grab a cart. Note: I have bright purple dyed hair.)
Customer: (turns around to stare at me, starts laughing hysterically and pointing at me.)
Me: “Can I help you, ma’am?”
(Customer reaches out and grabs my hair.)
Customer: “YOU don’t even notice a difference, do you?”
Me: “…what?”
(She grabs her cart and storms past me.)
Customer: “Well exCUUUSE ME!”
Me: “…what?”