Unfiltered Story #201280

, , , | Unfiltered | July 18, 2020

I am the author of all the “candy store” stories that take place in Lafayette. Most of the kiosk workers in my section of the mall know me and know not to try pitching their products to me, however one of the kiosks has recently hired someone new, who doesn’t know me yet. I am on break and pass by this kiosk, and she attempts to pitch to me.

New worker: “What hair straightener do you use?”
Me: *not breaking stride* “I don’t!”
New worker: “Why not?”
Me: *walking away* “Cause I hate ’em!”

I don’t actually mind the kiosks so much, but I don’t like getting their hopes up when they’re selling something I don’t want for more than I can afford.

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