Unfiltered Story #200668

(I work at the front desk. This gentleman is signing out after visiting his mother, who lives here.)

Man: So you all are doing some big thing for Thanksgiving?
Me: Yes, we’re having a traditional Thanksgiving meal for the residents and guests at our usual lunch time, 11:30.
Man: Oh, so noon then?
Me: No, the meal starts at 11:30.
Man: Okay, between noon and one.
Me: *trying very hard to keep eye from twitching* No, sir. 11:30. Our usual lunch time.
Man: Okay, see you at noon then!
Me: *inner crying*