Unfiltered Story #200656

HIM: Where are the Sour Patch Watermelons?
ME: I’m sorry, sir, we’re sold out.
HIM: What? That’s ridiculous! How can you be sold out? There’s the lady right there, and she’s telling me she’s out of Sour Patch Watermelons?
ME: Sir, I’m in charge of stocking, not ordering.