Unfiltered Story #200642

(I am working as a librarian, when the phone at the library rings. I pick up the phone and answer the call.)

Me: “Good evening, Charleston Library, how may I help you?”

Patron: “Yeah… what county is the Charleston County Public Library in?”

Me: “…”

(long silence)

Me: “I believe it is in Charleston County…”

(even longer silence)

Patron: “Oh, I see. Thanks.” *click*