Unfiltered Story #199835

, , | Unfiltered | July 1, 2020

(It is Halloween. Two girls come in dressed in costume with some fake blood on them for effect. As they are leaving, a mother and 3-year-old child come in the door.)

3-year-old: (seeing first girl leave) Mommy, she has blood on her! (sees second girl) And so does she!

Mom: It’s not blood, it’s a costume for Halloween.

3-year-old: That’s not Halloween, that’s blood!

Mom: It’s pretend blood. They’re dressed up for trick-or-treat.

3-year-old: It’s not pretend. It’s blood.