Unfiltered Story #199799

, , | Unfiltered | June 29, 2020

(I used to work in a local supermarket and, for some reason, we had balloons everywhere. It was quiet and I was bored so I drew a name tag on one of the balloons saying, Hello, My name is Fred.)
Customer: Hi
Me: Hello, How’re you?
Customer: Tired, I’ve going all morning. You?
Me: Bored, it’s been dead here and I can’t go do anything more fun.
Customer: (Seeing Balloon) So, what’s the other ones name?
Me: Um…oh (catching up because I’d forgotten about Fred the balloon,) That’s just a balloon.
Customer: (Laughing) Way to drag me into your delusions!