Unfiltered Story #197553

(I’m the weird customer in this one. I’m at the doctor’s for the first time in a little over a year about an issue I’ve been having.)
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Define active.
Doctor: (stares at me.)
Me: I have had sex, yes.
(Later, when explaining the side-effects of the prescribed medicine:)
Doctor: One side-effect is that it can affect how you experience sexual desire and orgasms. To some, that’s a big deal, but to others…
Me: My boyfriend’s in Canada.