Unfiltered Story #197513

(I’m the wierdo in this story. I blame it on being hungry. I go into a tea store to look for an infuser for my mother.)
Me: Hi, I’m looking for a… uh…
Employee: *Waits patiently*
Me: For, uh… thingy… for… tea.
Employee: Like… a tea set?
Me: No, for like, tea, but not in a bag.
Employee: Loose leaf tea?
Me: Yeah. I’m looking for a thingy to make loose leaf tea.
Employee: Oh, you mean an infuser!
Me: Yeah. It’s for my mother.
Employee: Well, we have these over here. *Shows me infusers*
Me: Hmmm… I’m not sure if I can use these. It’s for my mother and she’s old and…
(And then I just walk away. Afterwards I wonder WTF was wrong with me. I decided it was because I was hungry and went to the food court.)