Unfiltered Story #197481

, | Unfiltered | June 19, 2020

Customer: Are you gay yet?

Me: Sorry, Madam?

Customer: Are you gay yet?

Me: I, uh, why are you asking exactly?

Customer: That young boy over there told me he was gay, and I wondered how long it took to spread.

Me: Sexuality doesn’t work like that, Madam. Also he’s been out for several years now, so if it contagious everyone working here would he gay by now.

Customer: So you ARE gay! Why didn’t you tell me? *storms off*

(I’m not actually gay.)