Unfiltered Story #195043

Over the walkie-talkie:
Maintenance 1: Hey, (Maintenance 2), a customer just came up and told me that the toilet paper in one of the stalls is jammed and won’t come out. Can you go see what’s going on?
Maintenance 2: All right, I’ll go check it out.
A few minutes later:
Maintenance 2: Hey, (Maintenance 1), I found out what was causing that toilet paper to jam, and you won’t believe it.
Maintenance 1: What?
Maintenance 2: Where are you? I’ll come tell you.
Later, while I was on break, Maintence 1 comes in the break room, and says that Maintence 2 found a dirty pair of underwear stuffed into the toilet paper dispenser.