Unfiltered Story #195021

(We have a free internet service, and also offer high speed internet. The high speed internet costs a fee, and it is clearly explained when a person tries to log on. One day, a man and his two ditzy looking teen daughters check in. They call the front desk.)

Daughter: “So, like, I’m trying to log on the wifi, and like, it says complementary internet service. What does that mean? Is it complementary?”

Me: “Yes.”

Daughter: “And like, it’s also giving me an option of high speed internet for [fee]. Does that mean I pay [fee] for that?”

Me: *eyeroll* “Yes…”

Daughter: “OK! THANKS!” *hangs up*

(I hung up and wept for the future.)