Unfiltered Story #194931

Customer: I’m just calling to tell you: I’m putting my computer on the grass.

Coworker: …sorry, what was that?

Customer: My computer doesn’t work. I’m putting it on the grass.

Coworker: Well, this is a [Computer Brand] customer support centre; I’d be happy to help…

Customer: Nope. I’m putting it on the grass! *hangs up*

(My stunned coworker told me what happened)

Me: You should’ve given her your address so she could send you the computer!