Unfiltered Story #194889

The customer has purchased a pre-order for Call of Duty: Black Ops II (Note: this takes place in mid-August).

Customer: “So, when does this come out?”
Me: “November 13.”
Customer: “So, next month?”
Me: “November.”
Customer: “I don’t know when that is…”
Me: “It’s August now, September, October, November… so about three months.”

That was followed by a unbelieving, quizzical look and an incomprehensible mumble.