Unfiltered Story #194367

(I volunteer at a nonprofit wildlife hospital, and part of my job is answering calls.)

Customer: “I’d like to ask about your dog vaccination options”
Me: ” Well sir, we are a wildlife hospital and only deal with wild animals, not domestic ones like dogs.”
Customer: “No, this is ridiculous, I used to volunteer there and demand you give me a discount on vaccinations for my dogs”
Me: “Sir, at no point in our history have we ever vaccinated dogs. If you had truly volunteered here, you would know that.”
Customer (Now irate): “WELL THEN WHO DO YOU SUGGEST I CALL?”
Me: “Um, someone else?”