Unfiltered Story #194363

, , | Unfiltered | May 16, 2020

(I work at a cross-country convenience chain and we sell a particular brand of cigarette that comes in many different color boxes, including two variants of green. This customer comes in.)

Me: Good morning, what can I get you?

Customer: [Cigarette Brand] Greens, please.

Me: Dark green or light green?

Customer: The menthols!

Me: They’re BOTH menthol!

(He wanted the light green. Too bad he couldn’t figure out the difference…)