Unfiltered Story #193977

*Please note, this conversation started on a volume level louder than is normally accepted. Exclamation points denote louder volume.*

Conversation with patient:

Patient: Do you have any time for me to come in?
Me: We can get you in on Monday.
Patient: Ok, what time?
Me: I have 3:00
Patient: I have to have my daughter bring me, are they any other times in case that doesn’t work?
Me: We have 11:45.
Patient: What?
Me: 11:45
Patient: What was the first number?
Me: 11
Patient: What?
Me: 11
Patient: Monday?
Me: yes
Patient: What time?
Me: 11:45
Patient: What was the first number?
Me: 11 (*read “E-Lev-En”)
Patient: What?
Me: 11!
Patient: Honey I can’t here you.
Me: 11!!!!
Patient: Monday?
Me: yes
Patient: But what’s the time?
Me: 3:00
Patient: See, what that so hard? Do you have any other times?
Me: … 4:00