Unfiltered Story #193861

Customer hands me $100 in cash.

Customer: “I’d like to deposit $100.”
Me: [handing her the receipt] “Thank you, is there anything else I can help you with today?”
Customer: “Yes, can you tell me what my balance was before that deposit?”
Me: “It was $xxx.xx”
Customer: [writes it down] “And what was the balance after the deposit?”
Me: -____-