Unfiltered Story #193819

(I’m working front desk on a holiday weekend when the slide is open for extra hours.)

Elderly Guest *coming down the stairs*: Do you know where the pool is?

Me (as cheerily as possible): Yes! It’s that way! *points*

Elderly Guest: *wanders that direction*

Me (to myself): Of course I know where the pool is. I *work* here!!

(He might have been talking to another guest, as there were a couple grouped in the lobby, but I assumed he was speaking to me. What an interesting way to phrase his question. Mostly I get “Which way is the pool?!?!”)