Unfiltered Story #192962

Couple of years ago I worked in a hardware store. In the electronics section we had a display of doorbells which the customers could try out. One day it seemed to be broken.
Customer to my colleague (who normally works the paint section): “Excuse me, could you please sing this doorbell for me?”
Me: *dumbfounded*
Colleague: “Sorry, I have to perform the colour Red first for another customer.”

Doorbell Customer noticed what he did say and had a good laugh :)