Unfiltered Story #192455

Our hotel is dog friendly only. I’m setting a guest up with a room as a walk in.

Me – Do you have any pets with you?
Guest – I have a cat.
Me – I’m sorry sir but we only allow dogs.
Guest – That’s what I meant. I have a dog.
Me (thinking “real smooth there”) – Uh huh. Sir, if we catch you with a cat or find any evidence of a cat in the room you will have to pay the $250 cleaning fee.
Guest – Oh. So do you know which hotels take cats?
Me – There are a few (gets names and phone numbers).