Unfiltered Story #192448

Me: “Hi, what can I freshly prepare for you today?”
Customer: “Gimme two cheeseburgers with a medium fry, and a hi-c.”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, lunch doesn’t start till 11: 00 today, would you Iike something from the breakfast menu.”
Customer: “Uh, actually it starts at 10:30.”
Me: “No, lunch starts at 11:00 on weekends, while on weekdays it starts at 10:30.”
Customer: “Actually, it starts at 10:30, but whatever.”
“Alright sir, you have a good one.
(Customer drives off)