Unfiltered Story #191921

(Not sure if this one belongs here or over at notalwaysworking-dot-com, as both the clerk and the customer were pretty rude in this one, and I got caught in the middle. I go to a sandwich shop for lunch and place my order. The clerk gets to work making the sandwich, when another customer comes in.)

Customer: What are you soups today?

Clerk: Read the sign.

Customer: I can’t see the sign from here.

Clerk: Then move closer to it.

Customer: Well, f**k, you, too, if you’re not gonna help me.

Clerk: HEY! I can’t read the f**king sign when I’m busy making this guy’s sandwich!

(The clerk points to me. The other customer begins glaring at me. I realize they’re both waiting for me to say something. So, I say the only thing I’m thinking.”

Me: Please leave me out of this.

(The other customer leaves in a huff, and the clerk goes back to making my sandwich.)