Unfiltered Story #190542
(I am a security guard out on patrol when I witness this.)
Car: *pulls up on he street and shouts to a man standing on the sidewalk* “Hey, is this a parking spot?”
(The man on the sidewalk turns slowly to the very prominent ‘NO PARKING” sign that we’ve put up because people were ignoring the already posted street sign.)
Sidewalk: *flatly* “No,”