Unfiltered Story #190134

I work at a booth at the front of campus where people can ask for directions, obtain a temporary parking pass, etc. Usually I just get cars, but today this guy pulls up in a huge Waste Management truck.

Him: Where is Lot H?
Me: (looks at map, points to left) That way.
Him: (Points to right) That way?
Me: (Points to left) No, that way.
Him: (Points to right) That way?
Me: (Points as far to left as I can) That way.
Him: Okay, thanks. (Drives to the right)
Me: (face-desk)