Unfiltered Story #190084

I work at a pet store and am standing at the register. A customer comes up to pay for some cat food)

Customer: do you know where the nearest pet store is?

Me: right here .

Customer : oh well in that case do you have (cat item)?

Me: yes we do, it’s right over here.

(To get to the cat food which she was buying, not only did she have to pass all the other pet items but also fish tanks and birds)