Unfiltered Story #190078

(I lived with a bunch of guys in college that had a special name for gyro pizza. Not eating meat, I never paid this name much attention until one night I had to call for carryout.)

Me: “Hi, I’d like to order a large cheese pizza for carryout.”

Female Employee: “Sure! Anything else with that order?”

Me (to my roommates): “What would you guys like?”

Roommates: (mumble a response)

Me (to the employee): “And one large cat penis pizza.”

Female Employee (sounding apprehensive): “Uh… what kind of pizza?”

Me: “One large… oh no…”

Roommates (cracking up but talking loud enough to be heard over the phone): “It’s called a gyro pizza!”

Me: “Oh my god… a large gyro pizza. I am so sorry.”

(The employee was laughing at that point, but needless to say, I did not go with my roommates to pick up the pizzas.)