Unfiltered Story #189025

, , | Unfiltered | March 10, 2020

(I’m the tired customer in this story. After a tiring few days, I go to get myself a sandwich before rehearsal.)

Employee: “Hey, what can I get for you?”

Me: “Can I get a six inch foot long?”

Employee: “…A six inch foot long?”

Me: “Oh! Oh my god! I meant a 6 inch on Italian bread! I’m so sorry.”

Employee: “It’s okay.”

Me: “I’m so tired. I can’t believe I said that.”

Employee: “You just don’t seem tired at all, so I was confused!”

(He finishes making my sandwich. As I go:)

Me: “Feel free to tell that story to anyone you want. I deserve it.”