Unfiltered Story #189015
(I am taking the bus. It reaches a stop and a young man comes in with sagging pants half way down his ass.)
Driver: Hello sir.
Man: Hello. Thanks for waiting, I almost missed the bus.
Driver: Your welcome.
(The bus is crowded so the man ends up standing. By the end of this short conversation, the man’s pants are now around his thighs.)
Computer: [first stop]
(The man’s pants are around his knees. Everyone is stairing but he doesn’t notice.)
Computer: [fourth stop]
(The man’s pants are below his knees and I can hear people whispering.)
Computer: [man’s stop].
(The man’s pants are now around his ankles.)
Driver: Have a good day.
Man: Thanks, you too.
(The man gets off the bus, walks about a meter and FINALLY realizes his pants fell down and pulls them up. When the man walks out of sight and the bus leaves the stop, everyone bursts into laughter.)