Unfiltered Story #187788

(I am at the hardware store buying supplies for a science project, mostly iron pipe fittings. It’s late and I’m pretty tired.)

Employee: Anything I can help you find?

Me: Nah, just trying to remember what else I wanted.

Employee: Let’s see, you wanted an air conditioner, the new fridge you wanted came in…

(I crack up laughing.)

Employee: …and some new tile… I know your list, man, if you don’t trust me you’re gonna regret it…

(I was chuckling for the whole rest of my visit.)