Unfiltered Story #187679

(I’m dealing qith quite a lot of visitors in my job and sometimes, one can get a little distracted with all the cute animals around. I’m just watching our pair of otters while explaining them to a nice couple besides me when something touches my hand. I look down to see a little boy standing next to me, crying.)

Boy: “I don’t know where my daddy is!”
Me (without thinking): “Me neither.”

(Luckily, after saying this, I quickly gut my senses together and took the boy to our register, where we did a center-wide-anouncement on little Timmy missing his father)