Unfiltered Story #186868

, , | Unfiltered | February 13, 2020

(I work in a cross between a diner and a fast food place. We make everything as the order is taken, which means that if we’re busy there is a huge line of tickets up. One night there are 15 or 20 up, along with a huge line.)
Customer: “Excuse me, ma’am?”
Me: “Yes, can I help you?”
Customer: “That sandwich you’ve got up there-”
Me: “Uh, what sandwich?”
Customer: “The hamburger. Don’t put lettuce and tomato on it.”
*she leaves*
Me: “Right, well, if I see a hamburger and it says lettuce and tomato, it’s getting lettuce and tomato.