Unfiltered Story #186856

(I work in the shoe department at a very nice retail establishment. I sometimes get the goofiest customers. This exchange occurred today, while I was helping my coworker clean up the sales floor a bit.)

Customer: Hey, have you seen a pair of shoes down here?

Me: Uhm… *looks around*

Random customer near us: Yeah, all around ya, buddy!”

(The random customer and I had a good laugh after the bewildered customer left. I swear, some people say the darndest things!)