Unfiltered Story #186498

I leave the metal dispenser box for the waffle batter mix open while filling the actual dispenser (plastic) so that people realize it’s empty. Then one day I came up to a woman with a cup in her hand in the metal box.

Guest – Why isn’t the batter coming out?

Me – It’s empty. I’m just about to fill it though. Give me two minutes.

Guest – Oh, really?