Unfiltered Story #186486

, , | Unfiltered | February 7, 2020

I work as a gate guard at a gated community. There are things for the public to do inside. It costs six bucks to get in. One day, I get a guy who is talking on his phone while paying…

Customer, on the phone: I like to burn things in my yard sometimes. Not like crosses or anything…

I’m looking at him with a hugely curious expression, I’m sure.

Customer: c’mon girl, you should see how the guard guy is looking at me!

Me: Hey, you have a nice day! (As he drives off, I’m laughing like mad.)