Unfiltered Story #186470

(I work at a small museum that has a few dinosaur skeletons)

Woman: Exuse me, where are your dinosaurs?

Me: Our skeleton display is down the hall, second room to the left.

Woman: No, I don’t want to see skeletons. I want to see the living ones.

Me: (trying not to laugh) Dinosours are extinct. It’s impossible to see a living one, but you can see the skeleton display we have.

Woman: (suddenly becoming angry) I PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE SOME DA*M DINOSOURS AND I WILL SEE THEM!! NOW TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE OR I WILL GET YOU FIRED!

(I tried to explain that Dinosours are extinct again but she just got even angrier)

Woman: YOU STUPID B*TCH!

(She then slapped me. It didn’t hurt because it wasn’t very hard, but if someone gets violent with us we’re required to call security. While I was radioing security she kept screaming about getting me fired)