Unfiltered Story #186227

(I work at a McDonalds we get one customer who comes in on occasion and likes to mess with us. I already know that whenever I ask him how his day is he always says “Horrible” with a straight face so I start off with that)

Me: Oh no here comes trouble, how may I help you this horrible day?

Customer: I would like pork chops, mashed potatoes and a beer

Me: Well I can get you a root-beer, bacon and I could smash up a hash-brown,

Customer: I don’t like your attitude… I’ll have 2 McChickens

Me: Of course that will be $2.12

(He pays and a moment after serving a customer before him he comes back to me)

Customer: I have been waiting an hour where is my food?

Me: Please be patient

Customer: Well I think I deserve free food…

Coworker: 2 McChicken!

Customer: you got lucky this time.

Me: Have a McHappy day

(I wish he would stop in more often I love customers who joke around. Though the manager got really confused when she heard me ask “how may I help you this horrible day”)